I found this posted near campus. Sometimes it just feels good to laugh.
Found: Half-Eaten Biscuit
A half-eaten (now stale) biscuit was found last Thursday on the arm of my sofa. The apartment doors were locked, my roommates were asleep, and I lay on the couch asleep so the question that must be answered is: Who the hell placed this biscuit on the arm of the sofa?
Please relay any information concerning the origins, nature, and ownership of this half-eaten (now stale) biscuit to the following number. xxx-0595.
Reward. We’re not offering cash. Just $3.00 dining dollars. And a pencil.
Hope this gave you a midweek chuckle. It did me.
Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. ~Author Unknown